Money does grow on Trees

Its another morning with alarm blaring and dog cozying up on my side of the bed. I smack the alarm clock three times to snooze some more as I just don't want to get out of bed. At 6:50 I panic and say B we have to get up. At which point he says, we don't have to get up. At that point i realize that it is Saturday and my stupid alarm has been going off for hours. gr. I gratfully turn it off, only to be awoken by the mongrel wanting to go outside, not even a half an hour later. begrudgling I get out of bed and let bryan sleep. another gr. once outside, I walk to the pooch to her potty patch. As I am returning I notice a $20 bill in the driveway. Odd no? It doesn't end there. Oh no. I look to my left and there is about a hundred dollars in $20s. At this point I am thinking there must be a camera on me. Where are they? Candid camera? I know there are here. After a few moments of looking around for cameras, I start lookign around more $20s. It was amazing. On my porch was $20, in my leaves was about $40. In the driveway alone I collect about $150. I got upstairs, and showed Bryan my findings. Altogether I found $210. It doesn't end there my friend. Two hours later b takes the pooch out again and finds another $30. I take her out about one hour after that and find yet one more $20. The total findings of the morning was $260. somebody is very sad that they made us very happy. Our neighbors down the block had a rip roarin party on Friday night we are pretty sure someone lost the contents of their pockets. I did ask the neighbors if they lost anything but nope. woohoo. I get to buy new shoes.