Tuesday Story

Innocent though they may seem, Lean Pockets are not nice. You pick them out at the grocery store thinking, this is the perfect little healthy lunch, lean, cheap, small and easy. But then you actually take them to work. You heat them up, getting all excited due to delicious wafting of smells coming from the microwave. You take them back to your desk, dreaming all the way of waiting to delve into the deliciousness that is a the Lean Pocket, but you wait, knowing it is too hot right now. After about 10 minutes you think it must be cool by now. You start to eat. It is delicious. All the gooeyness comes out in flavors of pizza (or ham &cheese depending on your flavor choice). Then it happens. The steamy deliciousness of the Lean Pocket accidentally oozes onto your lip. You sream, you cry, you burst into tears all while trying to remove said hot piece of cheese from your lip. Its too late. You run to the bathroom to get cold water on it. You run to your boss to find the ice (I hate ice so why would I know where it was?). Yet after iceing your burnt crispy lip for 2 hours, you come out with a massive blister. stupid Lean Pockets.