The Elevator Fart

Even if you are alone in an elevator please dont' fart. When you get off the elevator there are always people waiting. Unfortuntaly for me today I was one who was waiting for an elevator. The doors open, out steps one man about early 50s I would say, with gray hair, head down. Four people flood into the elevator push our buttons and WHAMO. It hits you. eyes water, noses suffer, tears fall ... it is a mess. but worse we all saw the guy get off the elevator with head down. We know who you are. We will find you. And in the case you aren't the culprit, it has now very kindly be blamed on you as you were the one we saw before we entered the defiled elevator. And you know it too.